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Saturday, January 31, 2009

Husband for adoption - low re-homing fee

Date: 2008-09-19, 5:57PM PDT

My husband said it's him or the dog? So, it was a tough choice, but the dog only takes up part of the bed, and he doesn't steal the covers, so I'm keeping the dog.

Husband has tendency to wander, likes to sleep all day, will play with his balls, isn't house trained, but will beg to go out. Needs fenced yard without grass to mow, a home with plentiful food (favorite food is pizza) and drink (loves beer). Gets along well with other dogs, doesn't much care for cats or children. Has little redeeming value, but he is cute. Comes from a long line of hunters, would love to be your hunting companion. Knows Sit, Heel, Stay, and Down. Doesn't always do them? But he knows those commands, don't let him try to convince you he doesn't. Is current on all shots, pretty healthy, has had his teeth cleaned recently, and is NOT NEUTERED. I'd be happy to help pay for the neutering.

Too good home, fee negotiable, I know I can't get anywhere near what I've got in him back. Comes with 49'ers T shirt, large flat screen TV, and a big truck but only the T shirt is paid for.

Serious inquiries only!

8 comments:

Yaya said...

Hahahaha! 'comes w/ 49ers t shirt'...too funny!

R Susanna said...

That is hilarious!

Queenie Jeannie said...

Very funny!!!

The Texas Woman said...

Great post, Jamie. I'm still laughing.

The Texas Woman

TattooedMinivanMom said...

Haha! Very nice Jamie.

Mammatalk said...

That is fabulous!!

Kris said...

That's a pretty darn good blog!

The Wife O Riley said...

Very cute! So, if the fee is nogotiable, what are you willing to pay?