You suck and must be punished! To say that I am a little bit upset about your choice for your spokesman is a vast understatement. I happen to enjoy very much the deep gravely voice of Sam Elliot. Every time I hear him say "Beef it's what's for dinner" I start jonesing a steak.
This video is from the movie Ghost Rider...Which I would have seen sooner had I known Sam Elliot was in it.
Now I hear that you have resorted to selling "sex" in order to get people to eat beef. Now I have nothing against Matthew McConaughey but personally I think he's better suited to be "beefcake" rather than the "beef man." You have to admit that I am on to something with this especially after seeing this commerical!
The commerical for Dolce and Gabbana's fragrance - The One
I must end this letter now. I must go empty my drowl cup and possibly watch We Are Marshall and/or Ghost Rider and drowl some more.
A disgruntled beef eater
P.S. I HATE you Beef Council!