A week after their marriage, the redneck newlyweds, Ed and Arlene, paid a visit to their doctor.
"You ain't gonna believe this, Doc," said the husband. "My thingy's turnin' blue."
"That's pretty unusual," said the doctor. "Let me examine you." The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, the redneck's "thingy" really was blue.
The doctor turns to the wife, "Are you using the diaphragm that I prescribed for you?"
"Yep, shore am," she replied brightly.
"And what kind of jelly are you using with it?"
"Grape", she said.
6 comments:
Oh, I saw THAT coming! LOL!
Hey there, thanks for stopping by. I hope to hear from you often. I really have enjoyed reading your blog also. Did you read my post on angels and miracles? Its a must read.
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Have a great weekend, and hope to talk to you again soon!
Love and Prayers,
Tim
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Lol! And thanks for your inspiring comments.
Ewwww...LOL!!
LOL! I laughed so hard my stomach hurt!
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